The titular Sue, except Sophie Sue, except Sophia. Clear as mud? I grew up being called 'Muffin Sue' by my mother, 'Sylvia' by my father, with a birth certificate that said 'Sophia' and a classroom of kids dropping the last vowel to 'Sophie.' I have a graduate degree in philosophy, two red-eyed rabbits, a morbidly obese cat, a PC I built myself like so many expensive legos, and a giant collection of giant earrings. INFJ. Hufflepuff. Not an optimist, but a meliorist: with effort, the world gets better.
I'm from the masked ball era of the internet, so please don't hesitate to reach out - in my own weird way, I came to make friends.